猴子好聪明，竟然懂团伙做案！
                                                                                                                                    

2.我们在亲热你来凑什么热闹？
                                                                                                                                                                                        

3.这屁股太瘦了吧？没有肉
                                                                                                                                                                                        

4.大爷我佩服你
                                                                                                                                                                                        

                                                
5.目睹一场雪崩的发生！
                                                                                                                                                                        

6.吃货的世界，叫你手贱防碍我，没吃的就咬你！
                                                                                                    

7.不看到最后你都不知道这是什么！！
                                                                                    

8.你终于知道为什么你的快递还不到了吧！
                                                                                                                                                                                        

9.物似主人形？看着我也想睡了

每日段子：
1. 过年陪媳妇逛街，路上我蹲下系鞋带。二货媳妇突然在我身后大喊：‘’老公！蹲着别动！‘’只听后面一阵急促的脚步声，瞬间胳膊一沉，差点没把我摁趴在地！华丽丽地来了个鞍马跳……我靠！……
2. 和老公去逛街买衬衫，因为孩子没跟着所以觉得二人世界特别美好，牵牵手，挽挽胳膊，摸摸脸。看中一件之后，他试穿完走到我面前，
老公：我穿着好看吗？
我：好看！
然后店员过来了，大夸好看，这时老公一脸坏笑大声问我：我穿着好看还是你老公穿着好看？
我：……。不按套路出牌啊，打我个措手不及
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